you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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