haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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