He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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