I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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