I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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