My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
