In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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