im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
