Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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