my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
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so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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