at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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