Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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