so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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