I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
did you just send me my own nude
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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