i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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