Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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