i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Two words: nipple clamps
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