a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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