making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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