he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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