I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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