so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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