Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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