I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
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the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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