I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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