Me. At least after what I've been through.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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