You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
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go home
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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