I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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