so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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