brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I'm always down for nudity.
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