i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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