i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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