Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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