I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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