His pubic hair was longer than his dick
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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