i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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