dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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