I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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