i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
