HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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