OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
