Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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