Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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