All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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