Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just want nice things and good sex
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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