chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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