I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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