If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
