You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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