I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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