One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Do vagina's smell?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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